"I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!" - Anon
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." -
Mark Twain.
"As God once said, and I think rightly..." -
Margaret Thatcher.
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." -
Woody Allen.

"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Lisa Bryant
"If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween the holidays?" - Josh Longden
"If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?" - Amy