If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
He who laughs last didn't get it.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
The road to success is always under construction.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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